24 February 2010

Car shopping

I walked into an Audi dealer to look at the A3.
Manual transmission, of course.
The salesman's response: "Why?"
and I'm thinking "because the design looks interesting"
So he proceeded to try and sell me an A4.
His sales pitch:
"Look around, you'll see them everywhere."
Which makes me think:
"Thanks, but not so much...."
Seriously.
Do you want a car that everyone else drives?

Their ad campaigns don't help.
Yes, of course you are being "told" to drive a minivan,
or a Mercedes
or a Lexus
But what you really want is the car that's growing in sales faster than any of them.
And that's an Audi.
So you can be like everyone else.
And drive the same car like everyone else.
Black, of course.
Unless you're edgy and you buy red.

Whatever.
I guess I just don't like doing what everyone else does.
...which is why I twitter and blog (^_^)

07 January 2010

GM kills Saab

GM deserves to be dead.
Their pulse was gone.
They were walking into the light.
Until the generosity of the American taxpayer
pulled them out of their death throes
and gave them mouth to mouth.
Now Ed Whitacre
the CEO of GM
is administering the coup de grace
to SAAB
with a bloodthirsty grin on his 
greedy face.
Never mind that offers are made
to save the car maker.
Yet GM claims they are not legitimate
and make excuses for why they can't sell.
Instead they will just kill a brand that has true followers
and is shown real love.
The simple truth:
Whitacre hates that none of his own homegrown brands:
Chevrolet
Cadillac
Buick
GMC
is ever shown such support.
"How can anyone support a foreign brand" he asks himself, sitting in his silk pajamas in his multimillion dollar mansion, "when we've got these homegrown brands."
Never mind that they are all dull, boring, and uninspired.
Underpowered automatics driven by brainless hillbillies.
No one ever puts a Calvin pissing on a Volvo logo on their Saab, do they?

Face it. Ed Whitacre is not homeless because at the moment of death, his company received a misguided transfusion of funds from the largesse of the American people vis a vis the US government.
But now he and his team are about to make 3400+ employees of Saab suffer the fate he was spared.

02 December 2009

Nothing has changed

As Obama becomes Bush III, we hear more "stay the course" rhetoric for fighting a useless war.
More Americans die in a country that not even Alexander the Great could subjugate.
The British tried.
The Russians tried.
It seems everyone has tried.
Only the Taliban has succeeded. And that was even a nominal success.

30,000 more troops sent to control an uncontrollable situation, started in the heat of the moment at everyone's behest. But rather than filling people with dread, they heard the words Afghanistan, Taliban, Al Qaeda, and War, and immediately thought that the American war machine could do anything it wanted to.
8 years later we slog on.
It didn't even take us this long to subjugate Germany. Twice.

And then there was this:

"For our values are not simply words written into parchment - they are a creed that calls us together, and that has carried us through the darkest of storms as one nation, one people."


The speech writer should be fired for that.  All that was missing was "one leader." I shudder to think what would have happened there...

09 October 2009

Whatever happened to the anti-war

Every year the stickers go up and the posters, too,
Calling for a march on Washington!
Calling for and end to the war.
"Not in our name" they always said.
But now they're gone.
Does the President in their name now mean the war is in their name, too?
Still humans are dying half-way 'round the world fighting a war they have no business fighting.
What about the promises?
What about putting an end to it quickly?
And by quickly, not just moving soldiers from one corner of the Middle East to the other.
Reductions in Iraq lead to buildup in Afghanistan
Still soldiers are dying.

And now to honour the man who perpetrates this with a peace prize?
Where's the peace? And what peace are we talking about?
People still die in Iraq.
People still die in Afghanistan.
People still die in Darfur.
People still die in Israel.
People still die in Palestine.
People still die around the world.

It seems that words have replaced action.
And intentions have replaced deeds.
Combine these with a cult of personality and
that's enough for some.

Give the peace prize to someone working on actual peace.

29 September 2009

Bowie in berlin - subgrav in New York

Bowie
Emo
Fripp
is that Iggy
looking tall and drawn?
Low and Heroes
brings me back to the beginning
when music was simple
and different
and odd

Has New York ever been like Berlin?
Not likely.
But then again, Berlin is not like Berlin either.
With the wall gone, what physical scar inspires the psychological
or the aesthetic?

Save me from McDonalds in the Hauptbahnhof!

15 September 2009

Rulers in rehab

Stalin a hero?
What's next?
Mussolini a patriot?
Hitler a good guy?

Forbid it!

History filled with despots who claim absolute power
and corrupt themselves absolutely.

Yes, each one leaves a legacy of something,
somewhat,
remotely,
plausibly
positive (?)
...dare we say?
But the blood of the victims washes the deeds away.
And the deeds of selfish power-hunger
eats them to the bone.

Every one of us is capable of
....falling
...into the trap!
of abandoning self for a greater cause
or a greater ruler.

We love our heroes
and overlook their flaws.
On both sides of the spectrum, too.
Just look at the US elections of 2008.
or 2004,
or 2000,
1996,
1992,
1988 (well, maybe not this one)

But infidelity and stupidity are not cold blooded murder and hatred.

And Stalin's image in rehab is worse
...much worse
and a dangerous sign of things to come.


10 September 2009

Enough...

Rhetoric rules the day
as both sides hurl accusations of
fear mongering…
over-emotionalism…
lies…
ignorance…
across the aisle.
Yet little time is put on true debate.
And less, even, on intellectual honesty.
How can you support liberty and freedom and necessitate participation?
Or claim to be compassionate and let the unfortunate suffer?
Tabula rasa
Wipe it clean and start again.
Twelve people - four months - one room.
Like "Twelve Angry Men" = let them work out their
frustrations
prejudices
emotionalism
narrow-mindedness
and get on with a plan that could actually work.

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